My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
why is half of my head shaved?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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