I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
