worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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