ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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