I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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