What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Pants are for mortals
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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