If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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