"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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