Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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