Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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