he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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