Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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