WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
