it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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