I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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