that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Randomize
