Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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