Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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