He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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