i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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