He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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