We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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