I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dignity is for republicans.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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