You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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