just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You're like the curious george of whores
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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