Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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