So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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