if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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