I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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