I will die if light touches me.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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