My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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