big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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