This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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