ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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