fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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