she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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