Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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