She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
