Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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