Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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