I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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