Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
