O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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