dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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