i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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