She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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