I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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