Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i was born a porn star she said
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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