So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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