well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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