This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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